Happiness is a choice, not a result. Nothing will make you happy until you...– Ralph Marston (via peau-rose)
I will never love anyone the way I love Leonardo DiCaprio. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF THATS SAD, its the truth.
Peeta: I watched you walk home every day.
Peeta: EVERY. DAY.
When you love a band:
band: *ties shoe*
me: OMFG LOOK AT HIS FINGERS LOOK AT THE WAY HE MAKES THE BOWS THEY ARE LIKE PERFECT LITTLE UNICORN FUCKING BOWS AWW HOW PRECIOUS
me: OMFG LOOK AT HIS MOUTH LOOK HOW IT OPENS IN THE PERFECT CIRCULAR MOTION CREATING A PEFRECT 360 READY TO INHALE AND EXHALE ALL OF THE AIR AWW HOW PRECIOUS
me: OMFG LOOK AT HOW HIS CHEST RISES AND FALLS IN A PERFECT RHYTHMIC PATTERN OF AWESOMENESS JUST LIKE HIS MUSIC AWW HOW PRECIOUS
pastor at funeral: We therefore commit this body to the ground; earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in the sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to eternal life.
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.